Storm Rider

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Also known as Storm or SR. Formerly one of the 13,000 baristas on the QC forums, now just a lazy student in his first year of college. He is a Political Science student and will speak at length about the American political system on Gabbly until he bores people and they yell at him to shut up. It is an ongoing joke that the only things he cares about are politics and video games, and this is actually closer to the truth than it may seem.

Has an ongoing rivalry with Kai because Kai is a goddamn coke-snorting jackbooted fascist. Storm has been known to refer to Kai as a "turtlefucker with a prolific collection of kiddie porn."

Storm Rider knows approximately 17 types of Knife-fu, including at least 3 that are outlawed in the United States for sheer deadliness. He studied in an alternate reality by having his brain reprogrammed by a computer and Joe Hocking in dark glasses.

Storm Rider is a man who likes his pie.

Likes - Video games, sarcasm, Johnny C, literature, Futurama, Tania, GET IN THE GROUND

Dislikes - Metalcore, MTV, gas prices, Jon, needles, zombies, Nazis, zombie Nazis, Kai (Goddamn commie pedophile).

Beard Status - Oscillates between stubble and clean depending on whenever he remembers to shave.

Hobbies - Kicking ass, taking names, financially supporting Quietnow.