Shaft

From The Quiki

His real name is Tom (Or Thomas, if you're angry with him)

Shaft is:

Male
From England
Eighteen ears old
Fond of music and rabbits
Currently making music with his little computer - http://www.myspace.com/iheartickis
Human
Doing a mustic production course in Sheffield
Undertaking a mission to try any previously unpurchased tobacco products, thus widening his tobacco market consumption

Likes: Some Music, Smoking, Working, Resting, Playing, Eating a Mars a day, Rabbits, All other animals (But not as much as rabbits), People who do not ignore him.

Dislikes: Some Music, Smoking, Working, Resting, Playing, Having to eat a Mars when he's not hungry, People who don't like rabbits, Vegetables, The texture of banana, People who ignore him.