Schimmy

From The Quiki

Schimmy has won the pink game 3 times.

Schimmy's current occupation is that of Princess Barfy's pet. He is currently waiting for the world cup to be over so he can eat Astaldo.

Schimmy is considered to be "the secks" by everyone. Including you, you just don't know it yet. In fact, it has been said that he is 65% sexier than the speed of light, and is made of the finest cut sexium (chemical symbol Sx)

His dong is actually the universe. The big bang was him ejaculating

Likes

Schimmy doesn't like much, he pretty much just listens to the rockingest music ever, and draws the rockingest pictures ever.

His favourite colour is foladsg, which is described as like blue but with "more flames and bunnies."

Dislikes

Schimmy hates everything. Ever.

Alter Egos

Schimmy currently has an undetermined number of alter egos.

One of these may, or may not, be schimnesio, who has the power to shimmy along precarious ledges, allowing him to escape his arch-nemesis, amnesio. He is also known as Chicken Bill, who is, like, totally awesome n' shit.

He often appears on Gabbly under the guise of Poo-resident.

Beard Status

Schimmy grew a beard last night!