Patrick

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Patrick
Real Name: Patrick Nickname(s): (formerly any of the nicknames associated with KimJongSick Forum Account: Click Here Gender: Male Birthday: 1 January 1989 Location: Tirana, Albania

Patrick used to be known as KimJongSick back in the days before he asked Est to change his name due to the fact that the novelty kindof wore off years ago. So read: from September 2005 until 6th March, 2008.

He's kindof a douchebag, a pretentious ass, and oh my god is he socially awkward. He is not as bright as his mother likes to tell people he is, he just has an uncanny ability to make himself look smarter than he actually is by not wRiTiNg lIeK ThIs u GuiSe oMG!!!bff jill

Patrick is terrible with the ladies. He really likes makeouts though. For more information on making out with Patrick, please click here.

Contents 1 Claims to Fame 2 Origins 3 Forum Members Met In Meatlife 4 Beard Status

Claims to Fame

Patrick plays guitar, drums, bass, and the occasional mandolin. He has a shitty, defunct band called the Japanese Tapdancing Brigade and a small but slightly more productive project called The Starfighters.

PATRICK SEZ: I warned you.

Origins

Patrick's origins start back around March 1988, when his dad and his mother decided to have sex. His mother got pregnant, and in January '89 Patrick punched his way out of the womb, kicked Eddie Van Halen in the face and taught him how "Eruption" really oughtta be played, and then never used the double-handed tapping method on guitar ever again. Then he punched the doctor in the nose because god damn it those forceps hurt your head okay?!

None of this actually happened 'cept the first sentence and a half. He does play a mighty mean guitar, though. Just not on either of those myspaces that he is shamelessly whoring.

Forum Members Met In Meatlife

Redglasscurls
ruyi
valley_parade
yelley
SomeOtherGuy
christophe

Beard Status

Patrick is still incapable of growing much in the way of respectable beardhair, although it is finally starting to get thicker and gain some colour.