Oli

From The Quiki

Nolaw_Nocrime is the name given to a man by the name of Oli. He is a relaxed and groovy forumite who joined in November '05. He spends much of his time in I Like Fish and on Gabbly.

The Birth

Oli was born in Scotland upon the Erskine bridge. The midwife was in fact a police dog handler as not many are on call upon toll bridges. Oli's full name is in fact Oliver Erskine Edwards owing to this fact. Many people have speculated that his name is Oliver Erskine Bridge, but these people are infact wrong. Also for those who wish to know more asking him is rather pointless as he cannot remember much of the incident.

The Life

Oli is a teenage lad growing up near Glasgae Scotland in a village called Kilcreggan. He has many friends and interests which often prohibit his access to the internet and the glories that come with it. Despite this he still makes time for all of you.

His interest include: Drumming, Lan Gaming, Drinking (Guiness, Stella Artois, Carling), Partying, Makeouts, soft drugs, general bad assery, and the Internets.

When not online you are likely to find him either sleeping or wandering round Glasgow.

Beard Status Oli has no beard, due to shaving and a lack of proper beard growth.

The Death

Under Construction.