MilkmanDan

From The Quiki

MilkmanDan didn't think it was possible to be shit at wikis, but he is. Srsly. It's like he drinks curdled milk and then pisses his pages out.

QC History

He joined the QC Forums in July 2004, which is a fucking ridiculous amount of time ago. I mean, how many people still remember James? Not enough. As his 1.24 posts a day may show, he never really got that stoked on the whole 'community' thing, mainly posting worthless crap in the music forum. Then he noticed that all the regular posters were pretty much best friends for ever, and didn't quite understand how he was missing everything. Finally, a boring office job pushed him the world of gabbly and everything clicked.

Basically, all those bastards were chatting like mother's meeting while he and the other peons wasted their goddamn time on threads full of flame wars. The same flame war AGAIN and AGAIN.

Revealing his British nationality led Tommydski to discover MilkmanDan didn't have a quiki account, causing a really tiny amount of uproar. A nano-uproar, if you will.

The man behind the legend

MilkmanDan is at Edinburgh University studying Artificial Intelligence & Computer Science. He is a DJ, and listens to funny whoomp music. He likes drinking bourbon and has really, really bad sleeping patterns. Going to bed after dawn and getting up around dusk became the routine of choice in his flat last year, and this will most likely continue. This nocturnal behaviour comes easily to him, and he has managed to completely avoid Sleep Madness.

Beard Status: Pretty much clean. We're talking the most minor of stubble. And it's ginger stubble, so you can't ever really see it.