Metope
From The Quiki
Metope is a new-ish forumite that has been gaining popularity recently. This may or may not be because Tommy may or may not want to get in her pants. Mostly people think she is pretty cool.
Call her Kristin. It is her name.
Meat Life
Kristin is related to a dude on the forums called Jens. Tommy does not want to get into his pants.
I think