Maui

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Maui (a.k.a. "Rachel") is a resident of the sparsely-populated southwestern corner of New York State. She has recently turned 18 years old (July 27th to be exact) and feels no different than when she was 17.

Maui generally maintains a low profile on the forums, preferring rather to post in small bursts. She uses poor grammar and exerts a distaste for the use of apostrophes, but is still perfectly understandable, so nobody seems to mind. Maui joined the forums in 2005 when Luke clubbed her over the head and dragged her there by her amazing red hair.

Likes: Maui has an unfailing infatuation with Fortebass's physical likeness to Ben Folds. Seriously, it's like they were separated at birth or something.

Facial Hair: Maui has no known facial hair.