ImRonBurgundy
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This hair is now gone.
ImRonBurgundy, also known as Ryan, is a forumite from Granada Hills, CA. He attends The Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA, where he does lots of improv and sketch comedy. He has good taste in music and has a habit of getting into frustratingly long-distance relationships.
He used to have the best hair out of all the guys on the forum. Now he can't get a bead on where he stands because his camera is broken.
Tommydski wrote this insultingly short intro in order to encourage Ryan into contributing some content. It worked, more or less.
Also, gabbly doesn't work for Ryan, so all inside jokes created there are utterly bewildering gibberish to him.