Heretic
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Heretic is a bearded forumite. He is also a Beard Brother The combination of his beard and his hair give him miraculous abilities. Though he is seen very rarely these days, he has shown numerous abilities which are almost divine in nature, including (but not limited to):
- Walking on Water
- Persuasion
- Water from a stone
- Water into wine
- Getting drunk from said wine.
- Feeding an entire thread with a single loaf of bread.
- smoking 5 heads on one bowl
His divine abilities saved the day when, after being captured by the insane geneticist Spinless he helped the captured forumites and the Gurghlocks to escape with the aid of Gryff. While he was captive, his DNA was combined with that of Fortebass creating the most powerful of all the Gurghlocks.
Heretic is migratory, known to winter in New Orleans, while spending summers in Maryland, USandA. He is strangely attractive, but reasons for this are largely unknown. when not working a strange job he is generally playing music, telling people what to think about music, or listening to music.
Beard Status: sexy