Flaming Ostrich

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Flaming Ostrich has improved as a person and as a member of the QC boards dramatically over the past year.

Flaming Ostrich's real name is Ernie. "At least it is a good name." -tommydski

Ernie recently graduated from a tiny high school. Since it was such a small school with such a small graduating class, all the seniors were allowed to give speeches. Ernie gave a nationalist speech that changed the world. . . to nationalism. Or the nation to nationalism. However that works. Our government is now nationalist because of this man. . . if it wasn't already nationalist. Well, rest assured, the United States government now puts its people's needs before the needs of all other countries' people. . . if it didn't already do that. Which it might have already did. . . er. . . done.

Ernie likes dogs. Dogs are better than cats because it is scientifically proven, like evolution and gravity. Well, there is at least overwhelming evidence. Ernie's family owns a standard poodle, which is said to be the second most intelligent breed of dog. The most intelligent breed is said to be the Border Collie, but that dog is useless.

Ernie is currently listening to "Daydream Nation" by Sonic Youth. It is a good song. Ernie sometimes wonders whether is it appropriate to want to do Kim Gordon.

Ernie is known for giving a lot of respect. He very much enjoys giving respect. Some say he gives too much respect, much in the same way a prostitute gives too much love.

Ernie is a frequent sufferer of Sleep Madness.