Eris
From The Quiki
Eris is a cyborg from Australia. She is one of the (now many) forumites from the Newcastle area. However she was here before the Novocastrian boom, and therefore better.*
She can often be found on the Gabbly keeping the fragile peace. Sometimes she aids in causing havoc, normally through opening multiple windows or changing her name a lot.
Her immediate family consists of a Mother, a Father and an Older Brother. While small in number, her family has enough personality to make up for it. On a number of occasions she has been mistaken as her brother's girlfriend, much to both party's annoyance. She has a collection of pets, with a cat, a rabbit, a dog and a ferret (really a chihuahua).
She has a very long scar down the length of her back, which is where they replaced her insides with a computer, making her a cyborg. The claim she makes the she has scoliosis, and had an operation to fix it is a lie to hide her dark past. Now she has two metal rods and very big bolts in her back. Most of her spine is fused, too. Her ideal tattoo would be a zipper down the length of the scar, but her dislike of needles means that will never come about.
Eris sometimes has very little imagination, so she gets other gabbers (mainly Thnikkaman!) to give her story ideas when she feels like writing. This normally results in late-night stories about penguins. Through constant exposure to Thnikkaman's punnage, it seems as though this annoying habit is contagious. Eris has now (In small doses) starting making puns unintentionally.
She also has a feud going on in Scrabbly against Thnikkaman!, and even though he's winning so far, he has a habit of trying to steal her words, so she is winning in originality.
In reading this entry, Eris remembered something else. Sometimes she gets obsessive about things. She likes things to be straight, so when she is at a bottle shop, she straightens the bottles so the labels are all facing out. She also has read this entry about four times looking for spelling mistakes. Maybe five times.
*Note: this statement may or may not be true.