E. Spaceman
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E. Spaceman is currently the only mexican forumite in QC Forums (a fact he will often complain about). He joined the forums on the 14th of January 2006, He has posted an inordinate amount of times for such a short time, but is currently trying to cut back in order to have more time for meatlife. If E. Spaceman's life was a Jeopardy Game, his 7 dream categories would be:
- Belle and Sebastian
- The Muppets (up until A Muppet's Christmas Carol)
- Fair Trade
- Genocide
- Kendo
- Wilco
- Dune (only the Frank Herbert ones)
Meatlife
E. Spaceman was born under the name Emilio Porras on the 18th of August of 1988, in a very expensive hospital in Mexico City, where he has lived all his life into a middle class (which has fluctuated from upper-midle to lower-middle a few times). He had a happy childhood filled with many notable anecdotes, none of which he can actually remember, it appears he was an extremely cute kid who won many people's hearts and has often found himself getting favours and help from seemingly random people who knew him as a child, he often wonders where did this cuteness go (he suspects it was stolen by Stifled Dreams and Ruyi), He attended a very posh Montessori school up until the end of primary/grade school/Form 1, when he switched to a less posh but still kinda posh British-Mexican school, where he has studied the last 6 years,
He is currently studying Upper 6th Form, and trying to figure out what to do with his life, in the immediate future, he hopes to not fuck up his A-Levels and to go to a University somewhere outside Mexico, possibly in Canada. On a whim he petitioned and got his school to offer Religious Studies as an options course after some discussion and legal loopholing with the Headmaster (Religion is banned in all mexican schools),he considers this his greatest achievement to date, oddly (or perhaps not), he is an agnostic atheist.
His life plan is to marry a rich girl and dedicate his life to idle pursuits and community service
Aside from being a high school student, E. Spaceman takes part in several other activities such as:
- Studying the japanese language in order to decypher a code which he believes will be aid mankind in the battle against the fiendish asian monsters such as Godzilla, Mothra and the dastardly Ephemere (who, although not actually asian, is of suitably gargantuan size)
- Writing for and co-editing a small magazine dealing with politics, social issues, activism and cookies. He is very proud of this magazine (named E.S.P.A.C.I.O.), although he still thinks it should have been named Teenage Riot.
- Being part of a collective of like minded activist youths who are concerned with social issues, particularily those affecting youth rights and their place in society, the collective (also named E.S.P.A.C.I.O.) takes part in numerous events such as rallies and seminars dealing with yet more youth issues, it also created the aforementioned magazine.
- Being a dedicated Kendo practicioner. Kendo is the traditional martial art of japanese fencing, and one of E. Spaceman's favourite activities, he is currently a shodan (which would be a first degree black belt if Kendo used coloured belts), and enjoys a reasonably succesful competitive career for someone with so little talent and competitive drive.
- Of late, he has also taking up knitting.
Robolife
E. Spaceman joined the forums after reading most of the comic archives in one seating, in the beginning, he restricted himself to the music section, but sson found his way to I Like Fish, where he now spends far too much time. He resisted the use of the gabbly for a long time, reasoning he would be unable to leave it, but he finally joined after his last exam, true to his suspicion, he now is addicted to it. E. Spaceman will continue to edit this page when it's not 2:30 AM
E. Spaceman: possibly a god.