Dennis

From The Quiki

Dennis is an alumnus from the Dumbrella forums.

He lurked for a couple of years but has recently decided to start pulling his weight (10.5 stone). And a good thing too!

Dennis is currently writing about himself in the third person, lives in the Buena Park neighborhood of Chicago, works as a security droid for three off-Broadway theatres, and is trained as a Materials Science Engineer, though he thinks he might go to Bioengineering grad school. He has basically wasted his 20s.

Dennis' parents probably still don't realize he smokes sometimes.

Here is Dennis' page on DumbWiki

Dennis is not technically hapa, but gets mistaken for Japanese constantly, so maybe he's half-Japanese. He is also wondering if maybe he's the only completely non-white person on the boards.

Dennis is also smarter than you.