Blanktom
From The Quiki
blanktom announced himself on the boards in about 2005, made about 4 really lame posts and shut up. He then proceeded to re-announce himself in 2008 and make several more posts, but not enough for people to not call him a n00b. He did however, gain access to the secret Gabbly without answering a riddle. It has been made very clear that he did not suck Tommydski's dick for this.
Meat Life
In meat life blanktom is called Thom, lives in Norfolk, UK, and is 20. He has a much suffering girlfriend (somehow) and several friends. He looks a little bit like this but without the stubble.
Likes
Music
Bonzai
Karaoke
Cider
Making extremely inappropriate comments
Dislikes
Facism
Jokes about sexism
Slapstick comedy
Vodka